zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

(via mediocregrandma)

urbanfuck:

online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days

(via mediocregrandma)

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via mediocregrandma)

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via mediocregrandma)

snapchatting:

there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them

(via mediocregrandma)