australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

(via snorlaxatives)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via mediocregrandma)

when your tutor suggests a bowing you hate

soyouwanttoplaytheviolin:

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lordoftheinternet:

if i was a snake i’d probably accidentally tie myself into a knot

(via snorlaxatives)

  • Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy